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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 14:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

Then came..

No go.

Alzheimers' risk can be cut by ditching habit as 'positive' research developments made - Daily Express US

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hell Is Us' Intriguingly Bold Design Decisions Refuse To Give You A Hint - GameSpot

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

“Intelligence Evolved Twice on Earth”: This Groundbreaking Discovery Redefines Life Itself and Shakes the Foundations of Evolutionary Science - Rude Baguette

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

No, not a chance

What shouldn't you Google?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

iOS 26 Includes These Five Smaller Features You Might Have Missed - MacRumors

No way

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

UNAIDS Executive Director: ‘The HIV Response Is in Crisis’ - Bloomberg.com

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Still no good

Orioles Designate Emmanuel Rivera For Assignment, Option Heston Kjerstad - MLB Trade Rumors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Microbiome: First bacteria we meet can keep us out of hospital - BBC

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Human-sized Labubu doll sells for more than $150,000 - BBC

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

What the early "F1" movie reviews are saying ahead of New York premiere - Motorsport.com